
transparent giggling dave for all your transparent giggling dave needs
okay I know it’s very likely that John will zap away or the panels will switch to something else or the cruel evil hoodwinks that Hussie usually pulls
bUT GODDAMMIT I WAS PROMISED A TENDER BRO EMBRACE. I WAN T MY TENDER BRO EMBRACE.
And as the world comes to an end
I’ll be here to hold your hand
‘Cause you’re my king and I’m your lionheart.
GODDAMNIT PEOPLE I DONT CARE IF YOU DONT SHIP JOHNDAVE I DONT CARE IF YOU DONT SHIP JAVEDADE
I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SHIP
DAVE STRIDER LOOKED AT HIS OWN 13 YEAR OLD SELFS SELFIES AND LAUGHED SO HARD HE CRIED
AND FINALLY HE GETS TO MEET JOHN. HES MET ROSE AND JADE BUT NOT JOHN. GODDAMN IT BE HAPPY FOR THE FRIENDS
FRIENDSHIP
*strums guitar* please donT BE SHITTY TO JOHNDAVE SHIPPERS *strums guitar aggressively* LET THEM HAVE FUN IT IS THEIR TIME TO SHINE *smashes guitar* DONT BE A DIIICK